
I think I got a boner when I heard this today.

I think I got a boner when I heard this today.
I’ll feed you such stories
you’ll never hunger again

So lame……but so funny.
This song perfectly describes how things between us are right now. Which are healthy, I guess. They’re fine. I’m OK.

(via iwantyoursex)
I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech.
Jeffrey McDaniel (via quotewhore) (via icewaterjazmin)
It’s cool because this is my professor
Ate a weed brownie. Lying in bed listening to music. Good day.

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (Feat. Rihanna)
“Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but that’s all right because I like the way it hurts.”
You’re going to be losing a lot more than your temper if you don’t knock it the fuck off real soon.
to be happy, be happy.
I’m starting to believe that everything should be handled with simplicity. There’s no need to hunch your shoulders.
I was heartbroken for you less than a month ago, and now I can’t seem to figure out why. I think I might like this new boy, with his wit and sarcasm—because even though brooding and gloom is sexy it just ain’t healthy.